U.S.A.
Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you
write a book and you make millions of dollars.
But meanwhile the President sues you and gets all the money you have.
ENGLAND
The Prime minister says "fuck you too"...
FRANCE
Millions of people supports you and says "fuck you" to the president.
Meanwhile the president of France writes poems because of his sadness.
JAPAN
The Prime minister says "I'm sorry; I'm not interested in your body."
GERMANY
The police come and say "Please don't fuck the president".
SWEDEN
People vote if they accept you to fuck the Prime minister or not.
If the answer is yes you fuck the Prime minister.
If the answer is no, the Prime minister shakes your hand.
TURKEY
The president takes his gun and shoots you.
He goes to jail for 8 years or escapes the country
and Greece welcomes him as a political refugee.
ITALY
You get price quotes from the mafia for realizing your passion.
RUSSIA
The president kisses you on your mouth.
SAUDI ARABIA
You say, "Fuck you" to the president... But, there is no president,
so you feel foolish. But if you say "fuck you" to the king, these are your
Last words because the king cuts your tongue...
EGYPT
You say "Fuck you" to the president?!!
You are too late my friend;
you've already been "Fucked" by the president!!!
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